希望这让你笑...

嬉皮小鸡

好的，让我们从我是一个原始家庭中唯一的事实开始。他们都站起来观察，并认为我有点疯了。好吧，对我们大多数人来说，这并不是什么新鲜事。去过那里，做到了，对吗？

Over the holidays, Dera Grandparents bought us a Dear Fishy (betta). Being Dear Mommy, I wassaddened to see Dear Fishy swimming sideways in the bowl. Another one to flush? Oh no! As a last resort I figured that I would google “betta fish swimming sideways.” Little did I know that I opened up upon a most intersting topic. Dear Fishy was constipated, thus effecting his swim bladder and causing the sideways swimming thing.

作为亲爱的妈妈，我遵循了T. boil的指示（是的！）一个绿色的豌豆，去除皮肤，在牙签的末端擦一只pice，然后绕过（活诱饵），以鼓励亲爱的鱼片吃饭它。然后，它承诺要在几分钟内修复亲爱的鱼类。

Well, as I was dangling my toothpick and sharing words of encouragement, dear Family came home to Crazy/Dear Mommy. Although I readily shared the dilemma (my kids are too old to become weapy-eyed over this) and my “fix” I was greated by concerned stares….THEY CLAIMED THAT I WAS ATTEMPTING A MASTER CLEANSE ON THE FISH!

Yes all, Dear Mommy is so raw/health crazed that she is now cleansing the Dear Fishy. If they put me away, do you think that I will still have internet access???

Hope I made you smile (BTW, 5 minutes later, Dear Fish pooped and swam like a champ!)

Munchie

That is great! ha ha. Don’t worry if you don’t have internet access. We’ll all come visit and bring you copies of the posts and new recipes to try when you get out, haha. :o) That made my day! Thank you! ;o)

嬉皮小鸡

So glad…I thought it was hysterical (which made me look that much stranger!) Thanks for the offer. Bring food too….raw gruel? Ugh!

ItGirl

OMG That is FABULOUS!! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! =]

KurdishMom0607

That is too cute…But then again I know folks who有大师清洗（有所修改）他们的猫+狗！I gotta remember this pea thing cause I have had betas in the past who’ve been flushed or left to suffer (didn’t want to flush them still alive and thought maybe they’d get better somehow) doing this whole side-swimming thingy, great to know what it is now (and Oops I guess I would have caused that too wouldn’t I??) and how to fix them should I ever decide to get more. I think a photo of the look on the family’s faces would have been a money maker! Thanks for a good laugh! K-Mom

sbutteramfly

哇，这让我笑了，我哭了。
感谢你的分享！

玛利希萨

我多年来读到的最好的故事！！！！谢谢你！我想我会让家人读它，以便他们意识到我不是唯一的傻瓜。

多汁

Amazing. One of the most hilarious things that could possibly happen. I can totally picture the looks of shock on your family’s face. Thank you for sharing!

Renoir

那真是有趣！我喜欢它！

嬉皮小鸡

很高兴你们都喜欢那个。我有一只关于我们的狗很有趣的人（ier），但如果你们都乞求……我可能愿意分开……:)

精神

A constipated fish? That’s hilarious!

嬉皮小鸡

Okay…no one wants to hear my next story…???

Barbraw

Awww…..go ahead. How can we refuse?

精神

If it’s even half as funny as the first I definately want to hear it!

嬉皮小鸡

okay…
所以我们走了，把狗留给了某人。他照顾好狗，但把他留在户外的好地方。那只狗总是在那里开心。为了简短的故事，这只狗被臭名昭著。回来后，我们尝试了一切。什么都没有。

I finally came upon a website that suggested purchasing some feminine cleansing products…claiming the change in pH would benefit the situation. So off to the store I went. Poor guy behind the registered thought I was some kind of skank…6 bottles of douche on a Monday morning. Some kinda weekend, eh?

Well I got home and started washing the dog down. Hating chemicals, I did the best I could. Just then teenage son comes home. Picture this…douche boxes etc. strewn all over the backyard. Poor kid. Gave me a sheepish hello and got on the phone.
“Dad, something wrong with Mom. She is douching the (male) dog.” (there is a pause and then “No, externally.”

哈哈！！！！兄弟姐妹回家，说狗闻起来很香。全花。是的，兄弟说（这里来了）“像夏季雨”

像那个？根据记录，它完全有效，价格低于10美元。

omshanti

天啊！仍然从笑中擦去我的脸上的眼泪！但是我会记住臭鼬的冲洗疗法！我们有4只狗和许多邻里臭味，可以通过寻找鸟类来巡游！甜菜的果汁豆番茄汁使爱斯基摩犬变成了漂亮的粉红色！嘻嘻

rawmama

巴哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！！！这两个故事都很有趣！:)

嬉皮小鸡

奇怪的是，番茄汁不起作用（显然！）

mango woman

hahahahahahahaha. great stories hippie chick.

I just ended the evening on a bit of high note. Thanks!

rawgramma

哦，天哪，这些是有史以来最有趣的故事！我和女儿一起读了他们，我们俩都流下了眼泪。谢谢！！

Zoe

谢谢嬉皮的小鸡，你给了我一个笑声！

Munchie

第二个与第一个一样好！现在，这就是我的幽默……; o）希望我的生活令人兴奋，大声笑。

KurdishMom0607

太有趣了！当你丈夫收到这个消息时，我不会看到他的脸！但是我同意它可以肯定的是使用番茄汁的节拍似乎从来没有散发出所有的气味，而且我们的狗似乎由于某种原因而害怕tomatos，因为当我们试图用它洗净她时，她吓坏了……我一定要经过这些故事在！谢谢嬉皮小鸡！

namadetaberu

Thank you! Story one – funny…story two – I almost fell off my chair!
电视节目/电影/等的好主意。

嬉皮小鸡

Glad you are all laughing…sounds kind of Seinfeld-ish, huh?

蒙基，令人兴奋吗？那是因为我忽略了我的p.o.ed，所以每个人都留下了狗问题，我不得不休假一天。哈哈！

椰子

哈哈！！！！！！！很棒的故事！！！:-)

Aspire

Wow, what incredibly funny stories!! And yeah, I can see them making great sitcom scenarios- no need to change anything! Thanks for the great entertainment HippieChick!:)

嬉皮小鸡

Glad you liked it!

redhouse

有趣的故事。关于鱼，我在西雅图遇到了一些原始人，他们喂了他们的户外鱼生食。raybet12他们吃生蔬菜，健康又大。鱼在某一时刻生病，他们尝试了生食，因为它可以治愈我们，所以为什么不这样做。raybet12另外，鱼类不是他们从湖中自然吃的东西，所以我想原始的陆地食品是下一个最好的事情。

多汁

Seriously hilarious stories! I have told at least 10 people about the fish one, and now I have another to share! Everyone laughs just as hard as I did the first time. Thanks for sharing!

numptellie13

LAUGH OUT LOUD!